Lessons I learned last week

when attempting to keep one's house beautifully clean and presentable for potential buyers it is advisable NOT to:

1. feed your children

2. if this fails and they begin to plead for sustenance, under no circumstances allow them to have a berry and banana smoothie

3. if have your back turned and this is what they rustle up as bedtime snack, ensure at all costs they are restricted to drinking it in the kitchen and not trying to sneakily slurp it in the lounge

4. if all the above fails, and they see you coming and hide it behind the curtains, and then accidentally kicked it over, pray for sunshine, because you will be washing the drapes and attacking the carpet with chemicals and clenched teeth before your next Open Home

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